Yeah, who knows what types of actions wake you up as a mummy? Sure, some mummies awaken when archaeologists open their tomb, but what if your particular mummy spell means you awaken when it’s windy outside? If I died in ancient Egypt, I’d ask to be cremated.
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Heh…
Raises the question.. Do they have toilets in a sacrophagus? What if you have to pee in the afterlife?
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Yeah, who knows what types of actions wake you up as a mummy? Sure, some mummies awaken when archaeologists open their tomb, but what if your particular mummy spell means you awaken when it’s windy outside? If I died in ancient Egypt, I’d ask to be cremated.
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HAH! I love these!
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Glad you like them! These are things I think about.
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Do mummies need toilet paper and how do they use the toilet?
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