Comments on: Turkey Strategy

By: D. Long

D. Long — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:21:12 +0000

Geez, you’d think that before slaughtering every pig in sight thinking it would help, you might, you know, ask a doctor? I wonder who authorized that.

By: Cicada

Cicada — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 19:53:28 +0000

“I’ve heard that there have been mass slaughters of pigs, actually, mistakenly thinking that would help. I can’t remember where that happened.” — D. Long
It happened in Egypt. Now Cairo has huge piles of trash that would normally be eaten by the feral pigs. Egypt killed every pig in the country. Syria did too, only in their case it meant slaughtering the two domestic porcine animals at the national zoo.

By: jynksie

jynksie — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 05:00:27 +0000

These turkeys are winning! The TV networks are starting their holiday programs next week… BEFORE thanksgiving!! Who da heck wants to see if Herbie becomes a dentist before we’ve even chipped a tooth on Aunt Bertha’s dry turk… o.O ….

By: D. Long

D. Long — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:45:29 +0000

Very true, look out for it.

By: Nate Fakes

Nate Fakes — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:08:12 +0000

Turkey Flu sounds a bit more scary! Might lose your head or soemthing with that one…

By: Dan Long

Dan Long — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:32:43 +0000

I’ll try that at my job and let you know if I have any better luck.

By: Dan Long

Dan Long — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:32:25 +0000

I’m not sure if the board of directors is that weird, but maybe

By: Dan Long

Dan Long — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:32:07 +0000

Unless we all eat tofu, as Jeromatic suggested. Not sure if that would catch on, though.

By: Dan Long

Dan Long — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:29:32 +0000

I’d rather my bumper get scratched than my head, with squirrel claws.

By: notapeopleperson

notapeopleperson — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:31:19 +0000

I tried starting a ‘Work Flu’ scare, but it just didn’t take…. : (