What would you do if it were your last day? I’d gorge myself on marshmallows. I don’t particularly like marshmallows, but maybe it would make people stop and think for a bit. “Why marshmallows,” they would ask. “What did they symbolize? Did they symbolize his hopes and dreams, so soft and delicate, so prone to melting when near flames? Was he afraid fire would be the end of his dreams? Why were his dreams flammable- did he want to build a giant castle out of straw, perhaps? The story of the Three Little Pigs should have taught him better than that. Did he not read enough as a child? Is this whole thing some statement about the state of education in this country? Wow, he’s really deep. What a tragic loss. Ahead of his time.” And then marshmallows would slowly become a symbol of the plight of students in this country, and people will carry around marshmallow sculptures at rallies and protests, in my honor. Then, a decade later, somebody will find an old book of mine under the floorboards, that says simply, “The marshmallows are meaningless.” And everyone carrying marshmallow sculptures outside of the capitol building would feel kind of silly.
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Hey everyone! Happy Tuesday! Question about Twitter- is it annoying when people tweet too much? I’m new enough to not know the etiquette. I’m a quiet guy in general, so I don’t think people need to know when I’m doing something mundane like laughing at clowns on the street. I wouldn’t even be laughing at clowns anyway. I’d be cowered behind my front window with a shovel in my hands, wondering when the clowns are going to leave. Then I’d think, “Hey, did I lock the front door?” And I’d be in quite a predicament, because I wouldn’t know which is safer- assume I locked the front door, and keep my hidden-lookout position, or go to make sure the front door is locked and possibly have my cover blown. In my nightmare, the clowns would see me, point, and screech like The Invasion of the Body Snatchers, and sprint in my direction. Am I scared of clowns, you ask? It depends on what kind. The kind with needles for teeth? yes. The kind with regular teeth? yes. The kind that duck behind bushes when you turn around just fast enough to catch them out of the corner of your eye when walking down the street at night? usually.
Hey! Welcome to anybody who came over from my guest comic for Dawn Griffin at ZFComics.com! For anybody who doesn’t know, I did a guest strip for her, so go check it out! Also, I learned that a comic of mine will be in MAD Magazine in the edition coming out on August 18! I’ll post more details as it draws closer. Thanks for stopping by!
