I had writer’s block yesterday, but luckily inspiration struck at about 8 pm last night and this comic was drawn as a result. I’ll catch up on comments and e-mails tomorrow (or today as you read this and I go to bed)!
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If you’re anything like me, you spend your evenings dressed as a clown so you can infiltrate the Night Clown Gang to find out who the next person they’re going to eat in their sleep is in case it’s me so I can get a hotel that night.
Yeah, that was a long sentence, so what? What are you going to do about it, not read it? TOO LATE
THIS IS A SILENT COMIC STRIP hey it’s winter time and that means that the squirrels that I regularly guard against during my morning walks are less likely to fall onto my head. It’s a short respite from my daily fear. Sure, one day they’ll get me. But not now. Not in the wintertime. Unless that’s what they want me to think. They want me to let my guard down. No. I won’t. I’ll carry cordless blender, set on liquify, atop my head. Come on, squirrels, drop on down. Let’s see what you’re made of. Seriously we’ll see what you’re made of because the blender is set on liquify and you’ll be all inside out. What, person reading this, you think that’s gross? You eat Marshmallow Peeps, take your judgment elsewhere. Preferably to some sort of pretentious art gallery where people will look at it and say, “Yeah, that’s a great piece of artwork,” and I’ll say “No, that’s just judgment, and it’s stupid,” and we’ll all have a laugh for a minute at the fact that we’re judging judgment. You have something better to do with your Saturday? Okay, pizza is better, you got me there.
You know who burns popcorn a lot? Arsonists. Out of all the houses they set afire, I bet at least 35% of them have popcorn in the cabinets. Then the arsonist goes to work the next day and says, “Man, I’m always burning popcorn!” to his coworker and the coworker says, “Me too! haha,” and the arsonist says, “So do you want to burn down a warehouse with me tonight?” as the coworker says, “I think it’s the microwa- what?” and then conversations are awkward after that, because the coworker finds out that the arsonist is dating his ex.
