
Posts Tagged ‘panic’
I felt like writing a story! Hey there’s Original Art for sale, so check it, why not?
UPDATE: Wow, based on reader reactions, it seems like a lot of you can put this to good use. Feel free to print it out and use as needed:
I can’t remember where I found it, but it’s quite useful in a pinch.
Too many trees overhang my morning walk. Every morning I hear the shuffling and rustling of branches above my head. Leaves fall around me. Soon, a squirrel will land on my head. I know it.
But I haven’t accepted it yet. So, I thought about wearing a football helmet. But then, what if the squirrel lands on the face mask, and bounces into my face, thereby trapped between my face and the mask? Okay, no football helmet. How about an umbrella? Then, the umbrella’s height might be high enough to hit the branches, knocking squirrels from the branches that otherwise wouldn’t have fallen. Is there any solution, other than me walking around in one of those ultra-padded police dog training sumo outfits? If there is, I hope they sell it for cheap at Wal-Mart sometime soon, because I would thoroughly enjoy peace of mind at low, low prices.
Hey! Whoever has been Digging and Stumbling my comics has been AWESOME! You’ll notice little share buttons under the comics, and when you use them to tweet/stumble/digg/e-mail my stuff, the support is greatly appreciated and in no way goes unnoticed!
In other news, the MAD Magazine with my 3/4-page comic is soon to be out on the newsstands, so check it out! I’ll post on the day it happens (I believe it’s the 18th of this month), just to make sure you’re all alerted. It’s been quite a few months since I was in it last so it’ll be fun to see my name in there again.
On another note, please bear with possible errors and funky RSS modifications- I’m working on many features of the site and I’m no good at web coding. I might break some things before they work well…








