Sep 9th, 2011
He said he had already slashed costs. He added that his former accountant, Steve Costs, will be missed.
Sep 6th, 2011
I got on the executioner's good side when I told him I needed to beheading out soon.
Sep 2nd, 2011
I heard the worst sentence he ever dealt out was a septuple hanging with no chance of parole.
Jul 22nd, 2011
Unfortunately for the saloon, it also happened to be safety inspection day.
Jul 19th, 2011
The toughest shot used to be from an actual gun, but the bar discontinued that since afterwards, nobody ever paid their tab.