Oct 2nd, 2009
No wonder he doesn't come out much.
Sep 29th, 2009
If a man screams and runs away in the woods and only a few people chase him, does he get away?
Sep 25th, 2009
They said their mugging would subside substantially once the buildings were completed, since air conditioning the woods was currently producing some rather steep utility bills.
Sep 22nd, 2009
I was going to lighten the mood by saying I just put myself in a 'sticky situation,' but they were holding large sticks and I didn't want to set them up with a counter-pun.
Sep 18th, 2009
My first thought was that Jake's handwriting was quite legible. My second thought was how strange Jake must be. I probably had those in the wrong order.