If you’re anything like me, you spend your evenings dressed as a clown so you can infiltrate the Night Clown Gang to find out who the next person they’re going to eat in their sleep is in case it’s me so I can get a hotel that night.
Yeah, that was a long sentence, so what? What are you going to do about it, not read it? TOO LATE
I can relate to those guys. I don’t like using doors either.
Yeah you have to deal with all those handles and knobs and hinges and who knows what else. It’s like, I just want to get inside the building, man, let’s make this as complicated as possible, huh?
where did they dig to after their meal, is what i’d like to know
Perhaps we shall find out soon…
I wish I was allowed to travel like them…
It would be great! Sneaking into movie theaters would be a good benefit, so you don’t waste money on the “movies that look good but turn out to be stinkers” that are all the rage these days.
You win this round, LONG SENTENCE!
Huzzah!
Greeeat, now i’m going to spend my lunch hour trying to hunt down taco burgers!
It’s a gold mine that nobody has tapped yet, I tell ya!
I can’t put my finger on what it is, exactly, but this joke really makes me happy.
That’s why I do it, good sir!
I’m digging my way there now. When I get there I’ll bring back a bounty of Taco Burgers…Taco Burgers for everyone. That is if I can take the correct turn at Albuquerque. My boys have discovered the joys of Bugs Bunny, thank goodness for DVD’s cause Boomerang bought the rights to the Looney Tunes franchise and won’t air them…communists. So I hear that phrase a lot now.
I love your long sentence in your post about the Night Clown Gang. The funniest part is the fact that you think you’ve infiltrated us. We saw you there, just wait one night you’re gonna slip up and not be ready, and that’s the night we’ll consume you. *HONK, HONK*
Great, now I’m going to lie awake at night, dreading a distant “honk, honk,” clutching my bowie knife and preparing for battle.
LOL! I guess you gotta travel in a way your comfortable with….
It’s probably much cooler in the summertime.
Nice one, the last sentence stole the show!
Woohoo!
It’s the infamous Gopher Brothers, scourge of the Upper Midwest! No prison can hold them, no town is safe. Their only weakness: kids with BB guns…
True, and thanks for yet another successful Reddit submission!
Where can you pick up a good clown suit these days? I mean really, it is getting harder and harder to dress right for any kind of paranoia. Great strip. They better catch these guys in a hurry before they go underground.
You only *think* the clown gang is just paranoia. Wait until you find that your front door is all scratched up from an attempted break-in overnight, and you look out into your yard and see nothing, and wonder who it was, until you see a small, seltzer-squirting flower on the ground. Oh, they’ll be back, alright…
I’m protected. I have a clown eating weiner dog to protect my house. I’m not taking any chances though. I’m going to get an alarm system that sounds like one of those bicycle horns and then they will all be confused.
I’d hate to be the second digger in that tunnel after gorging ourselves on a pile of taco-burgers…
Ooh, good point. They should rock-paper-scissors for first digger.
Curses! Your cunning long sentence stratagem has tricked us again!
I wonder if they remembered to bring their wallets… Man, that would be awkward. I suppose they could always dig into the kitchen after they order.
Yeah that would have been smarter, to bypass the cashier altogether. Something tells me these aren’t the most intelligent of travelers, though…
True.
On a side note, the Taco Burger joint seems to be pretty popular.
Love the Bugs Bunny reference in the roll-over.
Thanks sir, it was just too relevant to not include with the comic.
I guess if there was a que they could que dig, kinda like the opposite of que jumping.
Oh, they must remember to wait before digging, because indigestion isn’t too pleasant.
Wow, nice one!
I can dig that!
Hooray!
mmm — Taco Burger sounds perfect.
If somebody creates them, they owe me some royalties.
I wonder where they’ll dig to once they find out the restaurant’s all out of taco burgers.
Ooh that would be a bummer.
I actually feel that way now. Not like digging someplace. But the whole “can’t sleep clowns will eat me.” I just had a java monster and mt dew so I’m hyper.
Always best to stay awake when you can. They can only get you when you sleep.
old habbits are hard to break. Well that’s what they always say anyway. But that is a cool way to make an entrance.
You crack me up so damn much sometimes, and not just with the comic. Come to L.A so we can be BFF, there’s a Taco Bell down the street we can tunnel into.
LMAO….
Very cute.
I love this one!!! hahahaha <3
Brilliant. Hope they still fit in the tunnel after they’ve eaten or (like Pooh Bear) they’ll be waiting a long time to leave.
I am more disturbed by the notion of Taco Burger.
Huh huh huh! DIG DIG DIG!
(for all my fellow MAD readers…)