Posts Tagged ‘greed’

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A Decent Performance

by Dan Long on December 8, 2009 at 00:01
I asked the meat-animal maker what started his hobby. He told me he's just really into recycling.

PleaseFrom what I hear, you’re not supposed to constantly change up your dog’s diet.  This makes me feel sorry for dogs, because they have to eat the same thing every day.  But then I think, “Did the people who played the munchkins in The Wizard of Oz play multiple roles?  Or did they really have one actor per munchkin role?  I mean, they were in such extreme makeup and costume, nobody would notice if it was just a few munchkins, but in different costumes at different parts of the march down the Yellow Brick Road to look like a larger group.”  And then I realize that it’s a sad, sad world we live in that dogs’ diets are overshadowed by a movie.  Toto would be sad, folks.  Sad, and bored with his meal.

Nov09

Cool Video: Narcoclepsy

by Dan Long on November 9, 2009 at 03:09

Another vid from my L.A. friends

Sep07

Guest Art: Beartoons!

by Dan Long on September 7, 2009 at 16:42

Hey! Bearman, of beartoons.com, is featuring a series of portraits by webcomic artists. The theme: What our characters will look like at 100 years of age.

Click to see it! Go there to see my contribution, would ya?  And check out the other artist contributions while you’re there, and peruse Bearman’s single-panel politically themed strips- there are strips a-plenty.

Sky Patrol

by Dan Long on August 4, 2009 at 03:00
I was just glad we avoided the spike strips.

PleaseYou all know these streets: where a 40 mph zone turns into a 25 mph zone for no reason, and there’s always an officer conveniently taking radar?  Isn’t that annoying?  But you know what’s more annoying than that?  When you work up the courage to finally learn to ride a bicycle, only to have nay-sayers tell you things like, “You need to let go of the hand brake,” or “Bikes don’t work under water.”  Listen, maybe I’m learning to swim as well, and I’m trying to knock out two rites of passage at once, ever think of that?  In fact, it’s better that way.  I think we should lump all rites of passage together and get them all done in one day.  It would save on ink, since you would only have to print one photograph instead of multiple photographs, and it would save paper, since you wouldn’t need multi-page  photo albums anymore; rather,  just a jacket with one page in it, and point to that one photo and say, “This was the day I learned everything.”  It would really suck if the sun drowned out the image, though, and you didn’t find out until you got the film developed.  Well, that teaches you to use a 35mm camera when you could have gone digital, gramps.

A Paranoid Captain

by Dan Long on June 26, 2009 at 03:00
Apparently his favorite single from it was

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