A Proposalon September 3, 2010 at 00:01
I don’t understand how microwaves are safe. In-home radiation? Many times, I’ll open the door while the microwave is still cooking the hot pocket and it stops instantly, but aren’t there radiation “fumes” still in the air, or do they disappear instantly? Basically what I’m asking is will I gain super powers any time soon.
EDIT: Judging by the responses, it looks like I won’t get super powers any time soon. Anybody want to buy a closet full of capes and grappling hooks?