The Holiday season is approaching! It’s a time for love and cheer. The only reason I really want to get in fights with everyone around this time is so I can start insulting them with the lyrics of “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” in spoken word, replacing “Mr. Grinch” with their name to see how long it takes them to notice. “You’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as an eel, BOB!” If you fight with your family a lot, I suggest you do this as well, and report back to me how they reacted when you told them your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots, BECKY!

In other news, A Call for Guest Strips has been announced!