Yeah, it’s an old joke, but so what? You know what else is an old joke? Your face. No, sorry, that was uncalled for. But I won’t delete it. You know why? Slippery slope. If everyone deleted everything they ever wrote, then there would be no books. If there were no books, there would be no libraries. If there were no libraries, there would be no old ladies to say “SSSHHHHH!” when I’m being too loud. If there were no old ladies to shoosh me when I’m being too loud, then how would I ever know that I’m playing my gangster rap music too loudly during bingo night that I go to every Sunday? Stop judging me, will you? Probably not, Judgy McJudgington.