Invited for Dinneron October 23, 2012 at 00:01
I don’t usually post political stuff, but regarding the presidential debates, I think it would be interesting if they hid a trap door somewhere on the stage so when one of the candidates is walking around he might fall in, then the other one can take that opportunity to say what he wants while the one who fell in climbs back up the rope. Don’t worry, it’s not a dangerous fall, it’s just into a ball pit, and kids do that all the time. Then maybe they could play Skee Ball for extra talk time and take questions from animatronic band animals. What I’m trying to say here is that I remember when Chuck E. Cheese used to be Showbiz Pizza, and I think one of the most important issues of our time is changing it back. The pizza is the star of the show, not a rat mascot.