I was quoting Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau in one of the Pink Panther movies. He asks a man, “Does your dog bite?” and the man says “No.” so he pets it and it attacks him, and he says “I thought you said your dog did not bite!” to which the man says “That is not my dog.”
I thought that scene and this strip were in a similar (very fun) vein of humour.
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I want a nine-foot guard monster.
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Me too, but I currently live in a one-bedroom apartment so I don't know that he'd have enough room to run around.
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Oh well.
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Does your dog bite?
Only food and toys.
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I was quoting Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau in one of the Pink Panther movies. He asks a man, “Does your dog bite?” and the man says “No.” so he pets it and it attacks him, and he says “I thought you said your dog did not bite!” to which the man says “That is not my dog.”
I thought that scene and this strip were in a similar (very fun) vein of humour.
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haha, damn monster.