This is my attempt at winning an Oscar for “Best Dramatic Performance by a Non-living Actor in a Non-movie Medium.” Sure, the award may not yet exist, but when it does, I’ll be ready.
Until then, I’ll continue to eat ice cream sandwiches, because they’re on sale at the store by me and they’re delicious.
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I can’t stop laughing at today’s comic. I thought you should know.
I hope you were eventually able to resume breathing normally at some point, otherwise I’d feel kind of guilty.
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I thought I recognized Daniel Day-Lewis in the role of Phil.
He lost a lot of color for this role.
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Why is it always so that ice cream is on sale in the winter? It would have been much better if you could get it cheap in the summer – that’s when it’s most useful after all.
Yep, those nasty corporations, making it harder for us to enjoy deliciousness when we really want it. One day I’m going to start an ice cream charity and give it out for free. Until people learn the ice cream is made of people and I go to jail.
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Soylent Green is Ice Cream!!!
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hahaha..I really laughed out loud at this comic:P
I can see the awards coming!
The Oscars need to do something new to switch up the monotony, why not this?
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I have had that awkward moment with an ice cream sandwich while eating it. Someone I knew came up to me and wanted to shake my hand. I didn’t want to be rude but I had chocolate cookie stuff all over my right hand. So he extended is right hand and I extended my left.
AWKWARD!!!!
Ah, food awkwardness, the most awkward of the awkward.
My favorite is when you just take a bite of your food, and somebody asks you a question, so you have to exaggerate your chewing while pointing to your mouth and then giving the “wait” finger, when you’d rather give another one.
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This comic is absolutely genius. I’ve been following the quest of Edmund for some time and these comics keep getting better!
Thanks Jeeves! Let’s hope that streak continues… (pulls collar in nervousness)
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That actually happened to me yesterday! I walked out the door, and I noticed about a 100 feet behind me was an old couple. All the thoughts of holding or closing it came to me. So – at the last second – I slammed the door and ran.
That was the right thing to do! I always hope people will realize that I’m more than a few strides away, and just go on in.
The only way your situation would have been rude is if you slammed the door, then put a chair up against the doorknob so they couldn’t get in.
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Jeeves is right – These get better and better. The longer ones like this one make me laugh more.
I was wondering whether or not these were too long. I’ve scrapped other ideas because I didn’t think people liked reading 9+ panels. Live and learn.
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I laughed out loud at this one, too. And also at Nate’s comment
Woohoo! Success!
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Bravo! BRA-VO!
You have my vote, sir.
I hope you’re a member of The Academy? It would be great to have connections for an award that doesn’t exist.
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I shouldn’t be reading your comic in a public bathroom stall, it’s laugh out loud funny and my laughing from behind a metal enclosure must be, well, AWK-ward!! o.O
Who knows, maybe you’ll luck out and people will just think you’re insane, laughing maniacally. That’s better than awkwardness. Here’s hoping.
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The policeman’s power’s are no match for Captian Awkward! Mwhaa ha ha ha ha !
: )
I need to make a Captain Awkward theme song.
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That was great! The diagram was a really nice touch too!
I was wondering how to illustrate it out, and I thought, why not do a technical illustration? It’s my first.
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hiLARious, D! awesomely, amazingly, awkward.
Thanks good sir, good to see you’re still stopping by!
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Yeah I like this longer strip too. Just don’t let it turn into dinosaur comics. Those are funny but they’re a bit much.
They can be overly wordy sometimes, but that T-Rex is one of my favorite people.
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It took me a little over 3 hours, but I just read EVERY SINGLE one of your comics on this website.
..I love you
Awesome! I’m glad my comics are good enough to waste your Friday evening. And the more love, the better. Unlike diseased rats, where once you get to a certain amount of diseased rats, you gotta say, “Man, let’s stop it with these diseased rats, guys, seriously” but nobody listens because, let’s face it, they’ve always been stubborn, and you wonder why you invited them over to your place to begin with. Also, you think one of them stole your “Sandlot” DVD but you can’t prove it so you don’t say anything.
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This comment made me laugh almost as much as the comic. Your sense of humour is invigorating.
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Since it is an imaginary award from an imaginary academy and I am an imaginary person I will imagine that I vote for you. If everyone else does the same you will win. If someone exposes it all as imaginary well that would be ….AWKWARD.
I don’t carer if you go to 18 panels. I’ll still read it because you are one funny dude.
Now I am going to write a 19-panel comic just so I can say, “At least one reader never made it to the punchline.” And everyone will say, “Who was it? Which reader had an 18-panel limit?” and if they really wanted to know, they might investigate it enough to find this post and then they win a prize! An imaginary one.
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I don’t think you’d be able to restrain yourself from adding multiple punchlines in an 18+ – panel comic… cf. Sky Patrol.
P.S.: Yes, this is a compliment.
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.. I was in the voting line right behind Bo Lumpkin, Kinda got weird when there wasn’t really a voting booth but I insisted on giving him an I voted sticker after he fiddled with something.
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Who can ignore the call of deliciousness? I know I sure can’t! Once got yelled at by an old man because I didn’t hold the door for him. I guess he had boundary issues… or door issues.
Once they start yelling, you gotta wedge the chair up against the doorknob and run. It’s the least awkward of your choices at that point.
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FAVORITE EVER!
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don’t know how i missed this when you posted it.
WoohoO! Drawing the expressions on the cop was fun to do. I’m making this one into a print soon.
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yippie! lol
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I have been reading and enjoying this comic. But to see that you wrote a blurb about ice cream sandwiches, I must say that they are delicious. And Edmund certainly must have one, but he can’t.
Because to him, ice cream sandwich is the meaning of life.
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Wowza, poerblm solved like it never happened.
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What I do is: hold the door open for as long as I can while slowly walking through the door way untill I can’t keep it open anymore, then let it shut behind me. … Atleast my mind is at ease for attempting to hold the door open, but then again I look over my shoulder before I judge weather or not to hold the door for strangers.
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You know what else is awkward? Red text on a blue background (or vice-versa). The poor eyeball lenses try to focus on two colors at opposite ends of the spectrum at the same time, shuttling back and forth between them. Awkward! And quite appropriate for this particular strip (nowhere else, though).