The Contest entries are in! You all hunted snowmen in fine fashion. Of course, I’ll still welcome pictures of hunted snowmen for snowman hunting’s sake, and so I can say the words “hunted” and “snowmen” more than in my other posts, where I said “hunted snowmen” a lot, hunted hunting snowmen snowmen snowmen
Posts of the contest entries will start next week!
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I must have missed the memo of the idiot convention…
I think he has a large nose too, high five jabbering Gina! but I don’t quite like park benches, they’re kinda park benchy.
True, they should really do something about the park-benchiness of park benches. It gets kind of ridiculous.
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Hey, I may be fat, and I may be a slob, but I am not lost!
Perfect! Then “Good DAY, sir!” and turn around and walk away.
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Didn’t all of us get lost on our way to the idiot convention? They had 1000 sign up but only reserved space for 50 knowing they would save money on the venue.
I want to go to one.
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Mention Global Warming at one and I bet you’d go deaf from the shouts of “I quarrel with thee!”
I haven’t quarrelled in a while, maybe I should…
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No snow this year in Florida or I would have totally gone hunting this past year!
FYI – about to launch newest comic if you’re interested! http://www.burnttoaster.com
Now snow this year in Florida? Maybe next. I’ll check the site out
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I think I was invited to be the Keynote speaker at the idiots convention but I had no idea what a Keynote was so I declined. The conventions are fun though.
A keynote is a post-it that you leave on your door telling you where you left your keys. It’s no good, though, if you forget that you need to go to the door in order to leave. Common idiot problem, which keeps many from attending the convention. It’s a tough problem to solve.
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this is the best webcomic of all time.
all that’s missing is doctor who with his TARDIS lol
Hey thanks Gil! I’m glad people are appreciating the Twilight Zone references. It’s my favorite show in history so I was hoping I wasn’t biased on these strips.
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Don’t feel bad, Edmund. I missed the convention where they were handing out Good Looks and I’m doing fine now.
I got there just in time, but it was when they had slim pickings left. So I got an attractive face but a third eyeball is hidden under my hairline. Don’t tell anybody. I guess I shouldn’t ahve typed this for all to see.
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As long as you’re lampooning “Twilight Zone” episodes, could you toss “Five Characters in Search of an Exit” on the burner? It’s one of the best episodes and could make for some great comedy.
…or don’t. Make me sad.
Ooh, good suggestion! I was going through the episode guides, reliving all the amazingness just by reading the taglines. Oh, what glee. We shall see what’s next…
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I hope he didn’t put down that watch…
If the episode taught us anything, it would be to smash the watch before playing with it at all.
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Oooh I think you should do the one when the astronauts think they landed on mars but they’re really in Nevada. :]
Not like I own the entire first season on DVD….
no…
That was an awesome one! Oh how men turn to animals.
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Haha, or the one where the astronaut crash lands and the aliens end up putting him in a zoo!!!!!
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The doll liked to sit on benches? What a strange proclivity.
Tho, I suppose, it’s a strange doll.