The journal entry answers this issue! Well, now it does, after I changed it. The earlier entry would work well as a comic, I thought, so look out for it.
I don’t invite clowns to my social gatherings. Maybe one day we’ll come to an understanding, but as long as I fear them biting my feet while I sleep, I can’t overcome my distaste for them.
Don’t give the TV producers any ideas. Next year they will be having a reality show about digging up Bob Ross to get his final painting which pinpoints the island of racist cannibals.
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And throughout the show there will be fights, and yelling, and throwing things just because! its gonna be a hit!
And everybody needs to be attractive.
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There’s nothing more annoying than racist cannibals. The only time they aren’t spewing racist invectives is when they’re gnawing on your face.
I douse myself in citronella so I taste bad, which makes them avoid eating me, but also confirms their belief that I am inferior to them.
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Cannibals? And racist ones… Do they eat only those they hate, or only those they don’t hate? So complicated…
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so are the cannibals racist in that they only eat certain races? or are they equal opportunity eaters, but they just don’t like other races?
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Didn’t I just ask that, you…you post-stealer!
Nah, you made a better phrased question than me.
The journal entry answers this issue! Well, now it does, after I changed it. The earlier entry would work well as a comic, I thought, so look out for it.
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Sooo… They eat… Each other?
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As real as it gets.
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Reality TV at it’s best…and apparently Wilford Brimley is the set manager.
Liberty Medical is the sponsor of the show, I hear.
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Racist canibals don’t eat clowns because they think they taste funny.
I don’t invite clowns to my social gatherings. Maybe one day we’ll come to an understanding, but as long as I fear them biting my feet while I sleep, I can’t overcome my distaste for them.
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You lost me here (I get the feeling I’m the lucky one), I’ve never, ever, not one single time watched a reality TV show.
On a less shocking note, I bet Big Bird would like a bug smoothie… hmmm… that might be a cute addition to Sesame Street.
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You rock! All I can say I’ve never watched one twice
ejcapulet, picture this show happening in front of your eyes. You just watched your first one!
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Man I miss those old public broadcasting shows. I’ll take The Yankee workshop or Bob Ross over “Reality” shows any day.
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Don’t give the TV producers any ideas. Next year they will be having a reality show about digging up Bob Ross to get his final painting which pinpoints the island of racist cannibals.
I would seriously watch Bob Ross for hours. The awesome painting that looks so easy the way he makes it, and the beautiful, bountiful afro.
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Still more real than half the stuff that is claimed to be real
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some people like white meat and some people like dark meat….
I am an equal-opportunity devourer.
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as long it had a soul at one point, i’ll eat it
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Edmund is obviously in Santa Monica right now.
I used to live in Santa Monica. Ah, memories.
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I like Edmund’s relaxing, kicked-back outfit. That’s the most relaxed I’ve ever seen him.
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. . . . .
what is this “reality” that you speak of?
is it new in the monkey market?
is it eatable?