The Q&A page has been rearranged to link to my Formspring account first and foremost. Questions will be answered there, so read and/or ask, for answers to questions!
Also, there was a typographical error in my previous comic post regarding prints. They are $9.95, not $9.99, so you can take those four cents and throw them in a wishing well for four wishes, and wish for four more prints! And then you’ll realize that you could have just kept your 995 pennies and thrown them ALL in the wishing well, to get hundreds of prints, and you’ll write me to ask me to refund your money in return for the print you purchased. But I spray my prints with an irresistible candy coating that you won’t be able to resist licking upon opening the package, and I’m not going to take back a licked print, because that’s gross. I don’t want to lick it after it’s been through all that.
Maybe the meaning of life is in Maui. For shame, a bad adventurer.
It very well could be. But then, he might go to Maui and the meaning of life is actually in Nairobi. DECISIONS
With the add saying “single mom finds meaning of life…” it would seem like being a single mom aint too shabby lol
Only if you know the 1 trick.
You need to put a patent on that candy coated prints. That’s a goldmine. Just hope you don’t get any on you when you are applying or you may spend the day like a dog licking yourself.
Nope, I eat candy whilst creating prints, just to avoid that possibility.
I really hate advertisements… And what I hate more than advertisements are people who make advertisements. I mean, there are some good on TV, but that’s rare. On the internet however, the advertisements are a nightmare.
Now quickly, how many times did I write “advertisements”?
Yes, actually I think this story arc will deal with advertising cliches, which are usually tricky and dishonest. Even if I like a product, if their ads are misleading to the public, I stop buying it.
I have a plan that would put everyone out of business in advertising. Everyone just be cheap like me and don’t buy anything.
Fixed! You mistyped your e-mail address, and avatars are based off of e-mail addresses.
Also, I do actually boycott companies whose advertising practices I dislike.
I think I have been doin’ that at a lot of places. Thanks for pointing out what I did wrong.
Hey…. What happened to my avatar? I got mine from your site and now it changed. I don’t feel like me anymore.
Did you change your name or web address? I think the picture is connected to your name or/and web address.
Yep, that was it, JackXD, e-mail addy, fixed now because I have the power to do so!
P.S. I kept on writing “web address”, for some reason, what I really meant was e-mail address
Just remember everything you learned in Whack-a-Mole, Edmund!
(and I like the guy’s I-gor outfit)
“Fronken steen”?
Do you also say, “Froderick”?
I just realized how, back before pop-up blockers, many sites did lead to a whack-a-mole-like game, but not fun.
The single mom ad made me chuckle.
I have never been curious about the one weird tip she used to get white teeth or a flat belly.
It’s acai berry! Or fish oil. Or whatever the product-of-the-month is.
The single mom ad was hilarious
Yeah, I’ve always wondered how well the “single mom” ads worked. Does it make the product more appealing to an average joe?
The next time I make some project wonderful ads, I’ll make one with a single mom who cures cancer by reading this 1 weird comic.
I’ll let you know the results.
That “1 Simple Trick” doesn’t happen to involve standing on one’s head, rubbing vinegar on joints and eating acai berries, does it?
According to the current fad “secrets,” yes!
Oh you’d want to like my returned print after I lick it. Don’t lie to yourself.
Lick. Not like. You’d like it too, but real life isn’t Facebook. Or at least, not yet.
The “Single mom…” line hits the nail on the head so hard that the hammer vaporizes during the impact.
I also wonder what would happen if Edmund tried to hit the x buttons.
This is one of the many reasons you should carry some form of “self defense” item with you while backpacking. A baseball bat would be an excellent way to “click” the close buttons. I wish that was real, I would love to be able to physically express my displeasure with intrusive ads.
I just got an excellent idea for a stress-relief! I slowly work my way up in industry, becoming the leader of a great, world-wide company. I then make a new system of advertising, the one in the comic above, and spread it all over the world. Then I sell the company, buy a bat and start pommeling some advertisements!
Pretty good way, don’t you think?
Or better yet, don’t sell the company and charge people to take out their fustrations physically on the ads.
Hahaha! This lady is way-prepared. I dunno how Edmund’s gonna make it through this land unscathed.
Why is that single mom still single? She got a flatter stomach, the meaning of life, whiter teeth, and a whole slew of other stuff with one weird old trick. She sounds like a winner to me.
meh, lyer adverts. Pop-up ads suck.
But I got zeh POP-UP BLOCKER! Mua-hahahahahaha!!
I LOATHE those “Single Mom finds secret to . . .” ads!
ummm… does anyone have the link to the picture? I can’t see the comic at all. I can see the one before and after it, but not this one, and I feel like I’m missing something.
http://eqcomics.com/comics/2010-05-04-119-online-ads.jpg
That work?
yes, thank you. The same thing happens on “Prepositional Selling.” That one doesn’t seem to be showing up either.
Hm, not sure why this would be.
http://eqcomics.com/comics/2010-05-18-123-up-to-ads.jpg