I realized only upon posting this that I’ve used the name “Zeke” before. Apparently it is in my subconscious. Maybe I am actually a Zeke, or am supposed to meet somebody named Zeke in some kind of time-machine movie to save the world. If your name is Zeke, and you own a time machine, and the name “Dan” keeps popping into your head for an unknown reason, let me know.

No alt-text today because I can’t think of anything funny at the moment and I need sleep as soon as I post thiszzzzzzzzzzzzz