Welcome to Tuesday! Again I’m sorry for being absent in the comments- very busy at work, but rest assured that not only do I read every single one of them, I also have them recorded in a professional studio by Scott Baio, and I listen to them mashed together with ocean wave sounds to fall asleep to every night.

In other news, I tried to swat at a giant black spider in my apartment today with a broom, but I lost the spider. So, if you don’t hear from me after this, you know what happened.

Avenge me.