Hey there’s more stuff being added to the Store! Do you like the silent comic “Winter Magic“? Now you can get it on an 8.5”x11” glossy print, signed with a hand-drawn sketch of Edmund on the back! There are 20 available at this time.
There’s more stuff to come which will be announced here and on the Facebook Fan Page. Contests coming soon as well!
Now on to a serious topic: My conspiracy theory about Airwick Air Fresheners. There are two settings: A burst of freshness every 30 minutes, or a burst of freshness by motion sensor, so you don’t waste it. HOWEVER, I firmly believe that the motion sensor is a trick. How do we know that thing isn’t spraying freshness all the livelong day while you’re gone at work? How would you know? Maybe “motion sensor” just means “sprays every 5 minutes, so you think it’s detecting your motion when you’re there and you have no idea it’s spraying when you’re gone.” Clever, Airwick, very clever indeed. You know what I’ll do? I’ll set up a camera pointed at the Airwick air freshener while I’m away, for days. That’s it. Just a still camera, on a tripod, pointed at a can on a shelf. Then I’ll edit the footage together and win an independent film festival because none of the critics will want to admit they didn’t understand the film.
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Love the portrait of the conquering hero over the fireplace … and the carrots on the floor!
Can’t wait to see “Airwick! The Movie.”
If you’re excited about the movie, just wait til the sequel comes out.
SPOILER ALERT: At the end of the first movie, you think the can is out of freshness, but then the camera slowly zooms in on the spray nozzle and you hear a slight little “pfssst!”
DUN DUN DUUUNNNNN!
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I can’t believe you’re not playing with me–that was so hlpuefl.
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you’d think he’d keep the room below freezing
I think that would discourage visitors. Then he’d have nobody to brag to.
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You would think it was below freezing with no windows on their buildings.
Windows waste valuable hunting trophy space.
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When there’s enough snow on the ground, I might have to recreate that framed picture…
If you do, send it in! I’m going to call for other readers to do the same and do a blog post about it.
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Honestly, sir – this is probably my fave! Something about a snowman hunter is pretty damn hilarious! Good job
Woohoo it’s a favorite!
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He should try unting with a hairdryer… although the cord might get in the way…
That’s true, but I think heat is more of a snowman WMD, since it can obliterate an entire area at of snow all once. Kind of like the springtime, nature’s WMD.
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Maybe he should keep his kills in a freezer like Dahmer.
First serial killer reference on this site. You win a prize! Not sure what it is, though. Maybe a finger in the mail?
Sorry the thread took such a dark turn, folks, George started it!
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Is the hunter modeled after Van Pelt from Jumanji? He totally looks like him.
He was one of the photo references, yep. I had several, including some clipart references. If you Google-Image-Search things like “big game hunter,” “safari hunter,” etc., they’re basically all the same; multi-pocketed outfits of tan varieties, tall and lanky men with big, bushy facial hair.
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Jumanji zomg now i know exactly why i love this place.. winter, snowmen, hunters and trophies… what more could a female ask for??
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Freaking brilliant!
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I won’t be buying any art prints before you make one with capt. Twobeard on it…
That’s the next print I’m doing! I’ll notify you.
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It is, indeed, a thankless job, but someone’s gotta do it.
Pftt sniper rifles. What you need is a good old-fashioned elephant gun and a war-cry.
OOh that would do it.
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LOL! Snowmen… That reminds me of what people sometimes say when you stare too long: “Take a picture it’ll last longer.”
By the way, I think Airwick has a crew who send in remote controlled airplanes through your windows to set those things off throughout the day. Maybe it’s a crew of mice who are trained to jump up and down to set it off.