If It Were Syndicated (#ifitweresyndicated)
By Dan Long on January 14th, 2010Posted In: Front Page, The Rejection Collection
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On Twitter last night, several webcomickers played with an idea that poked fun at the state of syndicated comics today- most of which is cliche, broad, and trite. No offense to the few good ones, but it’s no secret that today’s newspaper comics page leaves much to be desired, to a large majority of readers. This is mainly due to the familiarity of old comics started in the early 1900s and the profitability of “safe,” broad comics that appeal to the widest audience, which usually comes at the cost of risk and/or originality.
There is an ongoing print vs. web debate on sites like The Daily Cartoonist, where webcomickers argue that online comics are the future of the medium (that print comics are going to die with newspapers), and syndicated comickers hold to their belief that people will always want a printed page of comics that syndicates have chosen for them.
In a little jab by webcomickers, a trending topic on Twitter was “#ifitweresyndicated,” where webcomickers watered down their comics to syndicate standards and posted the resulting comics.
Here is my submission, if Edmund Finney’s Quest to Find the Meaning of Life were syndicated now (click each to view larger):
And here, after 25 years of being syndicated:
And finally, nearing my retirement:
…that is, if I didn’t have my son and/or grandson take over my comic once I stopped.
I should also mention that this whole concept was started by Jeph Jacques of Questionable Content.
Bumping up an older blog post from June:

An older post for any new readers:

Hi! So, this is a sample from the “Almost There” comic strip collection that I submitted to newspaper syndicates back when I was 19 years old. I’m thinking of setting up a separate site to display these as a limited-run thing. I probably will sooner or later.
The concept of Almost There was a family living next door to a crazy inventor. As you may be able to tell from Edmund Finney’s Quest to Find the Meaning of Life, I don’t like being limited by reality in my comic worlds.
The concept was rejected outright.
This particular strip was probably the inspiration for the first Edmund Finney strip.
More rejections to be posted…
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