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The Q&A page has been rearranged to link to my Formspring account first and foremost. Questions will be answered there, so read and/or ask, for answers to questions!
Also, there was a typographical error in my previous comic post regarding prints. They are $9.95, not $9.99, so you can take those four cents and throw them in a wishing well for four wishes, and wish for four more prints! And then you’ll realize that you could have just kept your 995 pennies and thrown them ALL in the wishing well, to get hundreds of prints, and you’ll write me to ask me to refund your money in return for the print you purchased. But I spray my prints with an irresistible candy coating that you won’t be able to resist licking upon opening the package, and I’m not going to take back a licked print, because that’s gross. I don’t want to lick it after it’s been through all that.
As I was uploading this comic, it struck me that the punchline might have been done before, as it seems pretty obvious. So, I googled it, unfortunately, and found that not only are there cartoons that make this same joke, but there was a movie with the title “Disorganized Crime.” Oh well, too late. You win some, and then others you don’t win, as they say. Or something like that.
The hideout room is based loosely on Pee Wee Herman’s basement, where he takes his friends to witness the Exhibits for his stolen bike.
Go down to the blog! There’s a funny/good music video.
Hey there’s more stuff being added to the Store! Do you like the silent comic “Winter Magic“? Now you can get it on an 8.5”x11” glossy print, signed with a hand-drawn sketch of Edmund on the back! There are 20 available at this time.
There’s more stuff to come which will be announced here and on the Facebook Fan Page. Contests coming soon as well!
Now on to a serious topic: My conspiracy theory about Airwick Air Fresheners. There are two settings: A burst of freshness every 30 minutes, or a burst of freshness by motion sensor, so you don’t waste it. HOWEVER, I firmly believe that the motion sensor is a trick. How do we know that thing isn’t spraying freshness all the livelong day while you’re gone at work? How would you know? Maybe “motion sensor” just means “sprays every 5 minutes, so you think it’s detecting your motion when you’re there and you have no idea it’s spraying when you’re gone.” Clever, Airwick, very clever indeed. You know what I’ll do? I’ll set up a camera pointed at the Airwick air freshener while I’m away, for days. That’s it. Just a still camera, on a tripod, pointed at a can on a shelf. Then I’ll edit the footage together and win an independent film festival because none of the critics will want to admit they didn’t understand the film.